Straight White Boys Texting

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Anonymous asked:

just read through a bunch of pages, thank you for your tireless work. dear god do these people all go to the same shitty pun-and-innuendo two-day workshop??? whyyy do they think these things will make women interested in them????? has that ever EVER worked??????? has any woman ever been like 'oh kyle that is the funniest and most intelligent and most charming and witty and original thing i have ever heard please have all the sex with me in all the ways you have so creatively detailed'???????????

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amazing 10/10 

thank god it just went on for months so i really knew what i was missing

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Anonymous asked:

This blog is a national treasure!!

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does this mean we have to fend off nicolas cage